Children when the wake up before 6am...wtf.
How long it takes new seasons of "Homeland" to be released on Netflix...wtf.
Black flies when they circle your head for an awkwardly long time...wtf
People who don’t drink coffee...wtf
When your husbands alarm goes off FULL BLAST...wtf
This looooong ass winter...wtf
The price of stevia...wtf
Trump...wtf
When you go grocery shopping without the kids and get a small cart just cuz you can but you fill the sucker half way through ... wtf
Passive-Aggressive status updates on Facebook...wtf.
How political parties bash each other... it should be illegal...wtf.
Getting vomited on when you are already 10 minutes late for work...wtf.
How all the little shopping carts are never ever ever available...wtf.
The cost of going to a movie...wtf.
People who don't vote...wtf.
The cost of contacts...wtf.
The left lane is for passing, idiot...wtf.
How eye shadow lasts so long. I swear I have stuff from highschool...wtf.
The immense pride I feel when I finish off a bottle of product...wtf.
Snakes in my yard...wtf.
The fact that I type 'snack' every damn time I want to type 'snake'...wtf.
The cost of skincare at Sephora...wtf.
A necklace sale that's 5 for $10 but only needing one and it costing $11.50...wtf.
My obsession with HomeSense...wtf.
Running into an old student who works at HomeSense everytime I'm there (BUSTED!)...wtf.
Sitting down to write a post after a two month unintentional hiatus and your kid waking up...wtf.
The price of some greeting cards.$8.99 for a folded piece of paper?...wtf.
The View's cast changing weekly...wtf.
The Bachelorette's approach to the new season...wtf.
The length of NHL playoffs...wtf.
Bugs...all bugs...wtf.
Tear free baby sunscreen not being tear free...wtf.
My dogs inability to NOT lick my daughters face...wtf.
Tank top weather followed by parka weather...wtf.
Delayed and cancelled flights...wtf.
Snow in April...wtf.
T25 kicking my ass day after day...wtf.
Teething...wtf.
Rental car charges...wtf.
luggage overage charges...wtf.
$400 bar tabs...wtf.
My inability to consistently post on my own blog...wtf.
Alanis Morissette's face when she sings...wtf.
Barking Dog + Sleeping Baby = wtf.
Post baby periods...wtf.
Finding out I'm suppose to change my razorblade after 10 uses...wtf.
Baby nails growing so damn fast...wtf.
30 minute baby naps...wtf.
Finding a cricket and three spiders in my house in one day..wtf.
How I never realized how disgustingly filthy my phone case was...wtf.
Baby shit...wtf.
My inability to resist peanut butter cups...wtf.
Short and wide onesies at Joe Fresh...wtf.
Getting a bloody nose the first day we turned the heat on...wtf.
The price of hot tubs...wtf.
Rogers internet speed...wtf.
The predicted terrible winter we have coming after the bullshit winter we had last year...wtf.
iphone updates that take up 1/3 of the space on my phone...wtf.
The square Kleenex boxes costing more than the rectangular ones..wtf.
Your garage getting hit by lightening and breaking the door...wtf.
My dog taking two shits on every walk regardless of how many shits she has taken already...wtf.
Band-Aids that come off as soon as you put them on...wtf.
The price of mojito's at GT's...wtf.
Nail polish that chips within a day...wtf.
Football on Sundays, Mondays and Thursdays...wtf.
The taste of cilantro...wtf.
My dogs obsession with Sophie the Giraffe...wtf.
Getting at $35 parking ticket in your own f'n driveway.. pff...Oakville...wtf.
How I didn't know how easy it was to price match until now...wtf.
My chocolate lab shedding like crazy still...it's July!!!...wtf.
Bugs building nests in our windows so when I open them bug turds and carcasses go everywhere...wtf.
How when my daughter coughs and toots at the same time it's precious but when I do it my husband cringes...wtf.
How people are still able to smoke on the patios at restaurants...wtf.
That newborn socks have grippers on the bottom...wtf.
Trying to find an outfit that is appropriate for the patio bar and is also breastfeed accessible...wtf.
How my thumb nails always split on the side...wtf.
The price of our Roger's bill each month...wtf.
The flavour of fruit punch...wtf.
Getting your period 3 months after giving birth (and you are breastfeeding)...wtf.
Fruit bottom yogurt...wtf.
Saggy tit nursing bras...wtf.
Not being able to find anything I'm looking for at Babies r' Us...wtf.
Mosquitos...wtf.
The price of diapers...wtf.
Ants in my kitchen...wtf.
Being charged the same for a decaf coffee as a regular coffee. They should give that shit away for free...wtf.
The Bachelorette having a "Recap Episode" four episodes in...wtf.
The price of turkey pepperettes...wtf.
Needles for babies...wtf.
The price of plants...wtf.
Grubs ruining our lawn...wtf.
Dog breath...wtf.
Parking fees in Port Stanley when you just want to go for a quick drink...wtf.
The price of gas...wtf.
My child hating the car...wtf.
Me being scared of thunderstorms at age 31..wtf.
Spiders...wtf.
Parking fees at LHSC...wtf.
Strangers touching my baby without asking...wtf.
The tool that just showed up on the driveway while the taping of the Bachelorette was happening...wtf.
Breastfeeding not being as easy as one might think...wtf.
Snow at the end of March...wtf.
Bloodwork...wtf.
Cankles...wtf.
Reece Mini eggs being so f'n good...wtf.
Mud patties on my dogs paws alllllll spring long...wtf.
How paint chips never actually look like the paint that goes on the wall...wtf.
IKEA never having the shit I need in stock...wtf.
Preeclampsia ... wtf.
Madonna wearing a grill at the Grammy's...wtf.
Snow storms every weekend I have plans to travel...wtf.
The amount of strollers on the market...wtf.
My addiction to Nerds & Sour Patch Kids...wtf.
Helicopter parents...Stop emailing me when I have everything sorted out with your 17 year old child...wtf.
Nose bleeds...wtf.
Colds that last a week...wtf.
The taste of fishermen friends...wtf.
How our living room paint job has ballooned into a full on overhaul...wtf.
Companies that don't respond to complaint emails (resent 3 times!) when they were the ones that were clearly in the wrong...wtf.
How I promised myself I'd stop watching the Bachelor because it's getting so lame, yet I'm so f'n pumped for the new season to start...wtf.
The fact that I never get sick of eating cheese...wtf.
How I lived so long without my Roomba...wtf.
Leggings that are basically sheer when you bend over...wtf.
How weird your house looks after all the Christmas decorations are taken down...wtf.
How I've managed to misplace one of my good knives from my knife block...where are you?!...wtf.
People who clearly hate their job but won't go to the effort to find a new one...wtf.
Pregnancy headaches...wtf.
How my gas light always goes on during my drive TO work and never on the way home...wtf.
My obsession with candles...wtf.
Having a Snow Day called after you've gotten ready for the day and are climbing into the car...wtf.
Starbucks can't make my fav latte in decaf (Chai Tea Latte)...wtf.
When you ask for extra pickles at Subway and they graciously give you one extra slice...wtf.
Remembering you have a coupon in your wallet on your drive home from the store...wtf.
Walmart on the weekend...wtf.
Peppermint Candy Canes...wtf.
Students who give me attitude for no reason at all..wtf.
Snow storms that only seem to happen on weekends. I want a snow day...wtf.
Waiting...wtf.
Canada and the USA having different dates for Thanksgiving...wtf.
The price of a Vitamix...wtf.
Dry winter weather causing snake skin and nose bleeds...wtf.
Baked goods with raisins...wtf.
Laundry...wtf.
Having to sleep on your left side when you are pregnant...my hip gets so sore!...wtf.
Teachers who clearly hate their job yet still teach...wtf. Give me your job!
People who sit in the fast lane when they are driving slower than everyone else...wtf.
The commentators voice on "Love it or List it"...wtf.
Waking up to a foot of snow and thinking it's a snow day...and it's not...wtf.
Bitchy people...wtf.
The lack of decaf hot beverage options at Timmy's...wtf.
The weird cubed 'meat' in canned soup...wtf.
Flash Drives that stop working and you lose everything on it...wtf.
A item selling out after you've decided that you cannot possibly live without it...wtf.
Target.com not shipping to Canada...wtf,
Worm smell on a rainy day...wtf.
Me waiting three years to switch to an iphone...wtf.
Cheap pencils that have lead that breaks continuously as you try to sharpen it until your new pencil is an inch long...wtf.
Morning sickness being called morning sickness. It's all day sickness you lying sons of bitches...wtf.
When teenage boys use Axe to cover up their teenage boy smell -- it doesn't work!...wtf.
Pricks...wtf.
Smoking...wtf.
Dogs that roll in the shit of other animals (my dog!!)...wtf.
Forgetting your phone charger when you go away...wtf.
Track lighting...wtf.
Orangey stained oak cupboards...wtf.
Printers that break 13 months after you buy them...wtf.
Always dreaming that I can breath under water...wtf.
People thinking skin and bones is sexy...wtf.
The first half of the 2013 VMA's. When did music get so shitty?...wtf.
Miley Cyrus...wtf.
Infertility...wtf.
Dog hair stuck to baseboards while you are painting...wtf.
Humidity...wtf.
Rude people...wtf.
Mosquitos that stalk you while you are sleeping...wtf.
Shipping fees...wtf.
USB disk drives that stop working for no apparent reason...wtf.
Mouldy bread...wtf.
When your husband forgets to turns his alarm off on the weekend...wtf.
Finding a giant ant in bed with you at 4am...wtf.
The weather network calling for 90% chance of thundershowers 3 days in a row and not seeing one rain drop...wtf.
The toll price of the Lincoln Tunnel in Manhattan -- $13!?!...wtf.
Bad news on a great day...wtf.
The smell of worms when it rains...wtf.
When people write 'HBD'...wtf.
Bloody noses...wtf.
Sold out movies 35 minutes before show time...wtf.
Shitty things happening to good people...wtf.
Receiving a giftcard and not finding something to buy but two months prior, not having a giftcard and finding $400.00 worth of shit you want so bad...wtf.
Waiting...wtf.
Rush hour traffic in the GTA that is actually all hours of the day...wtf.
Concerts being so damn expensive...wtf.
Spitting in public...wtf.
When people post about their kids shit (as in actual poop) on Facebook...wtf.
Chips being so damn delicious...wtf.
Robin Thicke's ego...wtf.
Single digit degree weather in June...wtf.
Seeing someone's womb on my Facebook news feed...like, really?!? You want 584 of your 'closest friends' to see that?...wtf.
Belly tops...wtf.
Waiting 11 minutes in a Tim Horton's Drive Thru and not getting something for free...wtf.
The price of contacts...wtf.
Wait times at Doctors offices...wtf.
Co-ed staff bathrooms...wtf.
Makeup containers that break so easily...wtf.
Frost at the end of May...wtf.
Snow on April 24th...wtf.
The length of maternity leave in the USA...wtf.
The way spiders stare at you when they are hanging out on your ceiling...wtf.
Monday's...wtf.
Black liquorice...wtf.
The spelling of 'liquorice'..wtf.
Terrorism...wtf.
Writing report card comments...wtf.
Email hackers...wtf.
How Labradors Retrievers eat everything including dead rats....wtf.
When you turn 30 yrs old, hangovers become 30 times worse then a hangover in your 20's...wtf.
Undercover Boss making me cry EVERY TIME...wtf.
Cold Sores...wtf.
Snow at the end of March...wtf.
Line ups in the airport when you have a connecting flight to make...wtf.
Nose bleeds...wtf.
JT's new song Suit & Tie...wtf.
The Keg not taking reservations...wtf.
Bloody Mary's...wtf.
Your Doctor closing their practice and not evening calling to let you know...wtf.
People who don't use their signal when turning...wtf.
Sore throats...wtf.
Being locked into a three year contract with my cell phone provider...wtf.
No teaching jobs in this board...wtf.
Asshole real estate agents...wtf.
Tiara from The Bachelor...."I can't help the way my face is."...wtf.
Ignorant people...wtf.
The prices of vacations during March Break...wtf.
Rain in February...wtf.
Rain in general...wtf.
The price of Nutella...wtf.
Eating Sour Patch Kids until your tongue is rotting out of your face...wtf.
Blackberrys...wtf.
Everything that you purchased for Christmas going on MAJOR sale after Christmas...wtf.
Niki Minaj...wtf.
The bag full of chocolate we got for Christmas...wtf.
The price of cell phones...wtf.
Parka's inside a club...wtf.
Me every morning consciously picking a travel mug that 'matches' my outfit...wtf.
People who smoke weed...INSIDE a bar...wtf.
A green Christmas...wtf.
Young children who have their own ipod/touch/pads...what happened to skip-its and pogo balls being good enough?!...wtf.
McDonald's breakfast only being served until 11am on weekends...wtf.
Facebook status updates that people think make they appear superior however only make them look like tools...wtf.
People who forget that Christmas isn't defined by the amount of gifts under the tree...wtf.
Brussel sprouts...wtf.
Bullies...wtf.
People who keep their Christmas lights up year round...wtf.
My intense love for peanut butter...wtf.
People who have fake deer on their front lawn all year...wtf.
Justin Bieber's pants on the AMA's...wtf.
Pizza without garlic dipping sauce...wtf.
The price of LED Christmas lights...wtf.
Oak trim...wtf.
Showing up 1.5 hours late for a one-on-one meeting and not apologizing...wtf.
The Bachelor Canada...wtf.
Owning a Tassimo and figuring out that Keurig has a far better coffee selection...wtf.
My new potential collective agreement...wtf.
People who bud in line at the grocery store and pretend they were there first...wtf.
Dry clean only clothes...wtf.
Spiders...wtf.
Classes of 30 students...wtf.
Dalton McGuinty...wtf.
Closed toe shoes at work when it's 35 degrees out...wtf
The urge to peel off the nail polish the second I paint my finger nails...wtf
When a small town has one hotel and the owner/management/employees thinks this gives them the right to treat their guests like garbage and jack the price...wtf
Starbucks being so damn delicious yet so damn expensive...wtf
My obsession with the Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad...wtf
Mullets...wtf
Sunburns when you wear SPF30...wtf
The price of parking in big cities..wtf
People who spend too much time judging others and not enough time reflecting on themselves...wtf
People who smoke at the beach...wtf
Packing...wtf
Kicking ass by a long mile at a fundraising event at school and not winning because I'm a teacher...wtf
Women with puffy hair, ridiculous lip liner and too much musk perfume...wtf
Douchebags...as in the people...wtf
Lane closures for NO reason at all...wtf
When gas is $130.1 and you think you are getting a deal..wtf
The new sizes at Timmy's...wtf
Cancer...wtf
The Grey's Anatomy storyline...wtf
Fanny packs coming back into style...wtf
Buying a new shirt and a week later going back to the store to a 50% off sign on the rack...wtf
Turning 30 in a few short months... I'm too young for this shit...wtf
Having to put your chair "in the upright position" while taking off and landing. Is that 1 inch really going to make a difference?...wtf (that's what she said).
Having the man beside you on a 3 hour flight bust out not one, but two fish sandwiches from his carry on bag...wtf
Tights and their loooooow riding crotch...wtf
Your house getting hit by lightening...wtf
The lighting in most change rooms...wtf
Malls on a Saturday...wtf
Toilet paper that is so thin that it rips off one square at a time...wtf
Campus Crew's gift receipt policy; Exchange only and NO store credit. Are they not the same thing?..wtf
No invention of a teleporter yet. Get on it 'Dragon's Den'...wtf.
Your BlackBerry freezing bi-weekly...wtf.
People who don't wait their turn at 4 way stops...wtf.
Hating mushrooms with a passion but loving mushroom soup...wtf.
Ladybugs in the house in January...wtf.
Wheel of Fortune...wtf.
When your Bell satellite remote tells you that your "Remote Bat. Low" and you decide not to change the batteries until they are completely drained.... it has been 7 months...wtf.
Glee....wtf
Tim Horton's coffee cup lids...wtf.
London, Ontario pot holes...wtf.
Squirrels who try to commit suicide in front of my car while I'm traveling at 80 km/hr...wtf.
Spell check trying to correct wtf...wtf.
Having to pay tolls in the USA but we don't charge them for using our roads when they come here...wtf.
The price of tampons...wtf.
Coughing fits in the middle of the night...wtf.
Construction during rush hour....wtf.
Driving home and seeing a pony randomly standing on someones front lawn, and the very next house seeing a cow (I shit you not) standing on their front lawn...wtf.
Rain... wtf.
Michael's over priced craft supplies and their stupid 40% of coupons. Lower your prices!.... wtf.
The first time you curl in your life and you take home the turkey prize!....wtf.
When you hold the door for someone and they don't even flash you a smile...wtf.
Incorrectly priced merchandise and the store won't give it to you at that price...wtf.
Students who lie about a death in the family to get out of class...wtf.
